JesOs


jesos — the original jesos operating system. jesos 2.0 has been promised for 2000 years now but remains vaporware, so many variants of jesos have been developed by jesos enthusiasts in the mean time, resulting in a wide jesos family.
cathlo-jesos holysee 1.7.22 #4 tue oct 7 21:42:01 mdt 2003 i686 unknown unknown jesos

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