Jess Ward
noun: a rare breed of ginger. generally inclined to raw fish and seems to run on its own schedule. time does not play a value in the jess ward’s daily brain functions. a jess ward is pr-ne to getting into life altering situations. in most cases the jess ward has very little tolerance and is always at high risk of “blacking out.”
verb: to have very little value of time perception and awareness
(n) “look at that jess ward”
(n) “i totally pulled a jess ward last night and made my friends miss the train”
(v) i just jess warded, now everyone hates me.”
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