Jesse Hoyle



jesse is a hot rage-gamer nerd who doesnt m-st-rb-t- in front of other guys,even though he slightly gay openly admits it, i find him terribly gorgeous and funny. even when hes screaming at a game, kinda huge turn on tooo. but lets not talk about that? music? ohhhh he has a great sense of music, he makes me smile alot. 🙂
“you know that jesse hoyle dude?”
“errrrr yeahh. i slept with his raccooon”
“awhhhhsomee. how about an awesome foursome?”
“h-ll yeah.”

“soooo you know jessseeee?”
“yeahh he’s like a bad -ss, except cuter.”
“word. keep it real.”
“keep it s-xy.”

the end 🙂

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