jesse mercer
the s-xual act of ramming easy cheese into your -n-s, holding as long as possible, then releasing (often violently) your bowel’s contents in and on another person’s face.
man, i was a bit plugged up with taco bell from last night, so today at the meeting i jesse mercered my boss….two birds, one stone! or one glob of cheese poo
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