Jesse Ventura
a bad -ss son of a gun who took elisabeth h-sselbeck back to elementary school on the view and closed out his view appearance by stating “you give me 1 hour with d-ck cheney and i’ll have him confessing to the sharon tate murder”
when i grow up i wanna be jesse ventura so that i kick some serious -ss!!
jesse ventura will kick chuck norris’-ss
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jesse ventura, a libertarian, who loves personal freedom and liberty.
jesse has b-lls so big that he is fighting the tsa in court.
jesse ventura has a tv show called conspiracy theory with jesse ventura on trutv.
former pro wresler, former minnesota governor. election in 1998 “shocked the world”. pr-ne to inflated self-importance and hypocrisy as he blames media jackals for criticizing him one day and appears on the tonight show with jay leno the next.
aka the body, the mind
i’m going to vote for jesse ventura just so i can get one of those “my governor can beat up your governor b-mper stickers.” screw voting for the best candidate.
jesse “the half-body” ventura. this s in reference to jesse’s physique during his wrestling years. all upper-body no legs, a cl-ssic beginner boody builder mistake.
and in this corner, weighing in at 265lbs.. and sporting the dis-proportional upper torso, jesse “the half-body” ventura!!!
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