Jessica Capshaw
she’s a marmade who left the fairytailes, an amazing, flawless, beautiful angel sent from heaven who is also a s-x god.
one minute she is cute as a b-tton, the next, she is supermegafoxyawesomehot.
her existence proves that g-d does indeed exist, and he is one bad -ss mo’ f-ckah.
she has the most super magic smile in the whole word and she should win a million awards for her insane talents.
she is a life ruiner and if you believe that perfection doesn’t exist you should think about jessica capshaw.
she makes straight girls go gay and gay men go straight.
she also makes ovaries explode and then you wanna have her babies.
lea: who’s that blonde hottie on grey’s anatomy?
emma: jessica capshaw of course!
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