Jessica Pond


1. a woman who will blow as much d-ck as possible until she gets whats she wants.
2. a woman who will sleep with any man until she gets what she wants.
3. a self proclaimed wh-r-.
the teacher won’t give me an a, i better step my jessica pond game up.
my boyfriend wont do what i say, i better turn jessica pond mode on.

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