jesskank
a s-ssy vivacious young miss not constrained by the rigors of “sanity.” making her home in the northwest of connecticut, where her hobbies include, thumbing her nose at circadian rhythms, photoshopping blackmail photos, and and engaging in the production of her lo-fi pop superstar alter ego
i am not driving 2 hours to go see big d at the webster unless jessk-nk is going to be there, because her light parts the most foreboding clouds, and illuminates the dimmest days.
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