Jessup
1. (n.)
a town in north eastern pensylvania (nepa)– near scranton, carbondale, and relatively close to wilkes barre.
a town where the people get creepily involved with ‘holidays’ that involve getting sloshed and carrying weird-looking statues of saints that n-body’s heard of up and down hills.
the only other place in the world to hold saint ubaldo day aside from gubbio, italy.
a town where n-body uses proper grammar, and everyone talks like they’re r-t-rded.
1. “lets go to da jessup ta pick up dem der ubaldo statues.”
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