jestovebs
(n) the true demonic ident-ty of the human once known as steve jobs, for which his demon name is an anagram. residing in the 4th level of h-ll, he manipulates apple technology to facilitate addiction and maximize profit.
well, just sacrificed $800 to buy another iphone and appease jestovebs. hopefully, this one won’t randomly die when the battery reaches 28%.
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