Jestter
the always annoying cl-ss-whole. generally more intelligent than his fellow peers although does not always choose the best course of action, if you were to ask him why he would probably respond with “thought it’d be funner, and yes its a word”. he prides himself in being funny, usually due to someones miss-fortune or lack of intellect and always seems to be the first to point out stupidity. will occasionally be addicted to either weed, sugar, caffeine, alcohol or any of the other non-dangerous drugs.
if you find yourself in the middle of a public disaster and you happen to see someone in the corner holding a drink and smirking, that’s a jestter
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