Jesus baby
when your girlfriend who wont have s-x with you is miraculously impregnated.
guy 1: a fool, i see your lady’s b-mp, ata boy. guy 2: well, we havent even done it, guess its a jesus baby.
the beautiful child that comes out when you cross the beautiful btg with the very sl-tty margaret. the bestest/most pretty baby ever since jesus, hence the name.
person: oh dear lord whos beautiful baby is that?
margaret: its mine, i had it with my gf, btg.
person: oh slap me, its wonderful, its a jesus baby
btg: we get that alot
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