jesus birthday sex
an excuse to do the dirty on christmas day. may be used to avoid the wrath of g-d for sinning on his son’s birthday.
john: are you free tonight? i need a little christmas lovin, if you know what i mean…
jane: i’m not sure g-d would ever forgive me.
john: don’t worry, it’s jesus birthday s-x. he’ll take it as a compliment that we are celebrating his birth.
jane: ok! let’s do it!
Read Also:
- Jarol
jarol a peasant. not royalty or nowhere near the standards of g-d. he is a well known friend, a good friend. but is sadly not to the top yet. or will he ever be. he will not, ever be a boss. jarol – https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000807815060
- Boob Distortion
the phenomenon that occurs when a woman wears a graphic t-shirt and the image on the shirt is distorted or stretched due to her ample bosom. girl: d-mn, the circle on my shirt is now an oval thanks to b–b distortion! guy: and that’s a problem because…?
- crazzy
someone who is both crazy and s-ssy and the same time ann was being crazzy! 1 more definition someone who is both crazy and s-ssy and the same time ann was being crazzy !
- Overmanned
when the number of bros exceeds the number of hos. it can cause problems as it could leave a bro hanging. guy 1: sh-t, jennifer didn’t show up! we’re overmanned!
- ownz0r
(v.) 1. to completely own. 2. to completely own at. “i ownz0r j00! reckanize my talent!” “i ownz0r this game!” 4 more definitions v. to rape that jimmy nguyen ownz0rd that dumb b-tch, but that joseph duong couldn’t even ownz0r stephen lam. the most 1337 bestest web comic evar. www.ownz0r.tk lololol ownz0r.tk is so 1337 […]