Jesus boy


someone who’s parents we’re jesus freaks, and he was brainwashed by their ways.
kid 1: hey, p-ss this note to tanner.
kid 2:…you mean the blonde kid with the cross necklace?
kid 1: yeah.
kid 2: ok….hey jesus boy!
jesus boy is mamma newstead’s brother, mamma was burned by dagoth ur’s hand of fire, and jesus boy(who is a cross) is still burning today, not turned into a pile of ashes like mamma.
hey…lets wave the jesus boy across the kn-b, maybe it’ll unlock itself.

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