Jesus Brick


if someone says something stupid or does something ridiculously awful, jesus throws a brick at you with a note tied to it “from: jesus”
the brick can fly around until it has stricken down its target. this phrase is ok to use if you don’t believe in jesus.
girl – “look, reindeer!!!!”
boy – “jesus brick! those are cows!”

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