Jesus Cardona
term usually used to describe someone who has absolutely nothing to share with anyone else on a subject. also used to express acute abdominal pain and pain in the r-ct-m.
the word is commonly used in africa to distinguish the edible elephant feces from regular sh-t (jesus cardona is just plain sh-t).
latin experts believe it is also the omen for extreme boredom but deeper studies have found that that is simply not true and spending more money and resources trying to find the real meaning of the word would be a waste since n-body really cares anyways.
“jesus cardona!!! those mcburritos i ate yesterday night are starting to cause trouble in my b-tt hole! ”
“jesus cardona man… that was the dumbest thing i have ever heard…”
“hey dude what was the presidential address about?”
“jesus cardona… dont worry about it”
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