jesus christ on a cracker
an exclamatory remark used to express surprise, distress, and outrage.
-in response to matthew’s cbt, jack yells:
“jesus christ on a cracker!”
a notably more potent form of the exclamation”jesus christ!”. used to show extreme cases of shock, disgust, or awe.
john: yo, i just hit your little sister with my car!
bill: jesus christ on a cracker! is the car ok?
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