Jock Gamer


a person who’s gaming library consists almost entirely of madden (and various other sports games) and popular first person shooters such as halo and call of duty. the xbox 360 is generally their console of choice.
person 1: hey you should play the new legend of zelda its pretty sweet.
jock gamer: f-ck that sh-t dude i like to pay $60 for the same game every year. madden 10 baby!!!!
jock gamer:
1. any person who enjoys playing sport oriented video games
2. a person playing video games in a jockstrap see: athletic supporter
3. an entirely irrelevant term made up by dan to mask his alarmingly apparent fanboyisms.
dan: you’re such a jock gamer.
dan: haha

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