Jesus Christ on a Pikestaff


a synonym of f-ck my life with a religious twist. an expression of extreme displeasure pertaining to an event, action, or outcome.
bro1: dude, your girlfriend just f-cked another guy.
bro2: oh, jesus christ on a pikestaff!

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