Jesus cock


a ‘perfect’p-n-s free of any flaws, blemishes, or curves. basically, it’s a d-ck that is beauteous! it can pertain to the length, girth, color, and/or over-all appearance of it, be it flaccid or erect.
i’m so hooked on my boyfriend’s jesus c-ck! that is totally why he is so c-cky!

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