Jesus Cockblock


when a guy can’t go any further with his girlfriend because he is too pious with his religious beliefs.
synonyms: c-ckblock, jesus, religion
antonyms: s-x. running the bases

guy 1: “man, landon can’t get any action from his girl.”
guy 2: “why not?”
guy 1 “he’s got that jesus c-ckblock

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