jesus condom
having unprotected s-x with your girlfriend or wife and praying to jesus that you didn’t get her pregnant.
what!? you can’t be pregnant again, i was wearing a jesus condom.
a term used for a nonexistent condom, derived from the fact that jesus was a virgin and therefore would not have needed a condom at all. it makes sense, trust me.
so, basically, s-x without a condom.
yeah, me and janet hit it off with a jesus condom last night.
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