Jesus crap
what comes out when you try to say “jesus christ” and “holy cr-p” at the same time. will generally come across as either humorous or bizarre to any listeners, unless they are devoutly christian, in which case they may likely be offended.
did you hear? the gas station down the road exploded!
jesus cr-p!
…what?
1 more definition
1. a corruption of the phrase “jesus christ!”
2. an exclamation usually used after one had been owned.
3. said after an incredible event/an event thought to never occur.
“jesus cr-p!” may be used in the same manner as sweet jesus, but only sparingly.
“dude, golden corral burnt down yesterday.”
“jesus cr-p!”
“jesus cr-p! they got friggin’ owned!”
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