Jesus Early


a time when it is so early that jesus christ would not be fully rested after sleeping.
see also: jesus hot, jesus cold, jesus lot, jesus sweet, jesus late, and jesus early
i had to get up jesus early for work the other day. i mean, i fell asleep and didn’t even awake when my face landed in the deep frier. someone had to pull me out.

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