Shining Sword
when a male is engaging in -n-l s-x with a female and right before he pulls his c-ck out he punches her on the -ss causing her to tighten her -ss muscles so he can pull it out with no sh-t residue on his p-n-s. it comes out sparkling clean like a shining sword just returned from a high intensity battle.
lonnie: i pulled the good old fashioned “shining sword” maneuver on my b-tch last night when i was -ss f-cking her because i didnt want any sh-t stains on my c-ck.
rory: ahh the good old shining sword, thats the oldest trick in the book.
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