jesus f christ

short for saying “jesus f-ck-ng christ”
your dog just took a sh-t on my rug! jesus f-ck-ng christ!
spoken by a troubled soul, a person fluent in most he-n-s of sware words though due to a religous tendancy struggles to link ‘f-ck’ or ‘f-cking’ to his/her lord above blaspheme’s..
stjohn – “margaret, why u aint cleaned my car b-tch?”

margaret “jesus f christ sj, that c-nting landrover gets so dirty up our m-th-rf-ck-ng mile long drive, do it ur f-ck-ng self”

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