Jesus fishing


vi. the act of attempting to lure people into one’s belief system by evangelizing or proselytizing. e.g. a mac user trying to convert a pc user.
jim is such a big fan of the iphone that he cannot resist jesus fishing whenever he knows he among a bunch of blackberry users.

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