Jesus freak

n. someone who displays an unusual or embarrasing amount of enthusiasm for jesus.

this term was first used in the 1960’s in reference to the growing movement of radical, unconventional christians who often displayed hippie leanings.
hey, david, if you dance around like that, people are going to start thinking you’re some kind of jesus freak.
someone who:
has a bracelet,b-mper sticker,t-shirt, etc with christian phrases on it.

is a born again christian.

goes to church.

talks freely to many people about their beliefs.

has the fire of jesus in their heart.
that person is such a jesus freak!
someone who persists in talking about the importance of jesus in their life and the world to the point of being rude.
oh no, the jesus freak is spouting off again.
a self-professed christian who labors under the mistaken impression that christians are persecuted in this country, and that he or she is commonly persecuted for his or her beliefs. these people usually attempt to convert everyone they know or meet to their own denomination of “born again” christianity, thereby alienating a number of non-christians as well as christians of denominations not of their own, then attribute their subsequent shunning by society to a fict-tious, widespread anti-christian mania.
josh: “hi, my name is josh, and i’m a jesus freak.”
tim “hi, my name is tim, and i’m jewish.”
josh: “you need the love of jesus in your life! repent! you’re going to h-ll!”
tim: -walks away-
josh: “why do you hate me? why must i be persecuted?!”
a person who supports and believes in christianity, often to the degree where it’s overwhelming, irritating, and even creepy. some p-ss out pamphlets promoting g-d or christ, plead with you to come to church, and sport stickers or t-shirts promoting their g-d, whom they’ve never seen physical proof of. sometimes they’ll even try to force their beliefs on you, so if you’re an atheist, beware.
jesus freak: “come to church, it won’t hurt. jesus loves you. he died for your sins.”

person: “well, have you actually seen jesus or g-d?”

jesus freak: “um, no, but he talks to me in my dreams.”

person: “uhh… yeah. p-ss off, you creep.”
someone evincing 2 or more of the following symptoms:
1: proclaims the lord is coming with the imminent end of the world
2: has signs on their person, car, or home with bible quotes
3: goes to church more than once a week
4: started their own christian offshoot cult because the rest aren;t pious enough
5: tries to foist an extreme form of christianity off on others
6: is a born-again christian and/or fundamentalist
every time i see that jesus freak walking around with his “god will save, the end is near” sign, i want to convert to satanism just so i can sacrifice him.
people of the christian faith who become fanatical in their beliefs, eventually driving away friends with different religions, s-xual preferences, ect. note that not all christians are like this.

while these people aren’t “bad” people,they are usually intolerant to others religious beliefs. they tend to tell those of other religion that they are going to h-ll and that they need to convert to christianity. these can also be those who preach about their respective denominations. there is also a possibility that they could be h-m-phobic.
jane: hey are you a christian
joe: no, sorry. i’m a very devout jew.
jane: -gasp- omg! we must save your soul! you must convert, lest you go to h-ll!
joe: oh man, your a jesus freak!

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