jesus jammer


an extreme christian who insists on telling everyone around them how great they think jesus is. they also like telling you you’re going to h-ll for…just about anything and everything you do.
usually they are in a cult “church”
jesus jams- god music.
my aunt is a jesus jammer, she told my dad i was a lesbian and cried.
someone who tries to cram a fresh load of unwanted religion down your throat.
keith: you should get in touch with g-d, kenneth.
kenneth the athiest: what a jesus jammer…

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