Jesus Jeans


ripped or “holy” jeans. they’re so holy, they’re jesus jeans!
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    someone who is a very manipulative, stingy, penny-pinching, self-righteous sn-b. sn-bby is optional, yet adds to the jew factor. this term does not mean the person is an actual b-st-rd of a jewish parent. when the term “jew” doesn’t fit, adding “b-st-rd” is equivalent to underling the word “jew”. jew b-st-rd also represents an actual […]

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  • A Whiteside

    a whiteside 1. noun: having a large diameter p-n-s. the white mans answer to the long skinny black p-n-s. the whiteside is usually muscular in appearance and can be compared to a pringles can. 2. adjetive: a slang term most often -ssociated with a p-n-s of large girth; capable of increasing v-g-n-l circ-mference see also: […]

  • kick fat ass

    usually done during a contact sport of some sport catholic school kids do this expectionally well a also known as: kfa pr-nounced cafe or kaf-fey we totally just kicked fat -ss! wow! those girls kicked kfa-ed during that basketball game. way to kick fat -ss!

  • faulsthenticity

    when bullsh-t is used to make a story sound real. my mom’s boss’ brother’s wife once saw elvis at wal-mart. that’s straight up faulsthenticity yo.


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