jesus jerk off
after finishing nonutnovember and glancing at the picture of jesus being crucified you immediately cream your jimmies. such an event happens ounce every blue moon and is usually followed by an isis beheading.
d-mn bro i had a jesus jerk off last night i was cleaning it up for hours.
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