Jesus Jitters
a sports reporter’s awkward, stammering reaction after a seemingly innocuous question is greeted with a completely unsolicited bible-thumping answer: see erin andrews’ interview with josh hamilton at the 2009 mlb all-star game or any interview ever with kurt warner.
susie kolber: kurt, i see that you are wearing new cleats tonight, any comment?
kurt warner: without the grace of our risen lord jesus christ there would be no cleatts, praise his name.
susie kolber: yes…umm…of course…uhhh…back to you berman!
ladies and gentlemen, the jesus jitters!
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