jesus jugs
hands down the most perfect t-tties you’ve ever seen as if the hand of g-d himself cupped and blessed each knocker. t-tties so perfect you can’t help but yell “jeeesus!” when you see them.
christina aguillera’s got jesus jugs.
the b–bs you prayed for all your life, never got, and ended up having them installed.
her jesus jugs looks so fake!
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