Jesus Jumped Up Christ
expression of an unbelievable surprise or anger to a situation or behavior.
“jesus jumped up christ, sis! what the h-ll were you thinking?” said eva’s father when she poured the can of peas all over the pizza.
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an expression of your frustration/annoyance towards someone (usually a friend). not really insulting to your friend, usually they will find it kind of funny and laugh too. but they will get the message that you are a bit annoyed with them.
jesus jumped up christ! why do i get stuck with all the “winners”?
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