Jesus Lumps-of-Fat-Fucking Christ
(exclamation): an alternative form of the phrase “jesus t-tty-f-cking christ,” often used in response to intense anger, surprise, or joy by those who are more scientifically-oriented. also used by those who have made the observation that t-ts are no more than blobs of fat on a woman’s chest, and there’s really no reason why men should be attracted to them.
“jesus lumps-of-fat-f-cking christ batman!” robin exclaimed in exalting joy. “i believe the phrase is ‘jesus t-tty-f-cking christ,’ and there’s no reason for you to be yelling random expletives in the batcave–you remember what i said about using the lord’s name in vain” batman wryly replied, a small smirk slowly sliding up his weathered cheeks. “oh please, batman,” robin replied, “that’s so vulgar of you–we both know that ‘t-tty’ is such a silly word. and besides, what purpose is there in having s-x with two lumps of fat? shouldn’t we just be honest about it? it’s absurd.” robin stated very matter-of-factly. “alright,” batman replied, “just don’t come crying to me with your tightpants pulled clear up your -ss when you go asking some girl if you can touch her lumps of fat.”
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