Jesus, Mary, and Joseph
the pinnacle of catholic blasphemous interjections. often shouted, and done so only when the situation calls for it.
-a giant brown bear runs into the middle of the road, as you are driving down it-
you: jesus, mary, and joseph! -swerve-
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