Jesus Pose


a type of transcendental yoga-like meditation. when sticking your arms straight out into a t position can cause the feeling of oneness with your surroundings. can cause a feeling of contacting angels or being abducted by aliens. myth surrounds this pose in antiquity.
dude i was listening to trance music on top of this mountain in a jesus pose getting into a state of trance. unreal bro

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