Jesus-napping
kidnapping of a jesus christ or baby jesus figurine from a nativity scene—also defined as creche-robbing.
an alleged jesus-napping was reported on new year’s eve from st. matthew roman catholic church’s nativity scene. the baby jesus figurine was reportedly worth $30. police believe the creche-robbing occurred between 8 p.m. on dec. 31 and 10 a.m. jan. 1.
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