Jesus Nectar


grand marnier, an orange-flavored cognac-based liquer, 40% (80 proof). labeled jesus nectar as it the only adult beverage suitable for jesus. it has been foretold that if jesus were to come back to earth, it would be to drink grand marnier and pop at b-tches in the club parking lot.
vincent: i need a drink. you need a drink? how about a fernet?

jules: f-ck that noise, i only drink that jesus nectar.

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