jesus on a stick
general heretical statement of amazement, usually as a subst-tute for an expletive. refers to the christian jesus crucified on a roman cross.
my answer to every question i am asked by an adult
person: whats your name
me: jesus on a stick
my answer to every question my teacher asks
fat f-ck misra:who started the revolution?
me:jesus on a stick
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