Jesus Ortiz


a very charming yet serious fellow, has a few laughs now and then, has a very big appet-te could swallow a whole town if it was possible yet very gentle wouldn’t kill a fly. if this type of guy is not talking then there is a slight hum coming from him that sounds like mexican or metal music. anybody can get along with this person of they know how to take jokes and have a huge appet-te.
billy: look at that guy he is mostly serious among everyone except his gf now look at him laugh.

john: that must be a jesus ortiz!

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