jesus penis
an extremely amazing p-n-s which is not only long, but has girth and is pretty to look at.
“dude, kyle has got a jesus p-n-s!”
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when any male has a tattoo of jesus inscribed upon their p-n-s in any location.
done so that during penetration, the man can say to the woman. “can you feel that? you have jesus inside you.”
woman: “oh, jim! that feels fantastic!”
jim: “i knew getting a jesus p-n-s was a great idea. doesn’t s-x always feel better when you’ve got jesus inside you?”
woman: “d-mn right it does!”
a term often yelled when either in a great debate, and or a p-ssed off mood.
dawson: “jesus p-n-s! these scr-t-m licking daddybag b-tches keep reaming my rim in halo!”
shawn: “wait what the f-ck is jesus p-n-s?”
dawson: “oh, you know!” (winks at shawn)
shawn: “love you hubby.”
dawson: “love you too hubster.”
a phrase yelled not spoken when taken by surprise or p-ssed off.
player1: (frags opponent on cod4)”yeaaahh”
player2: “jesus p-n-s”
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