Jesus Relationship
a relationship that begins around christmas and new year (often started with a drunken hookup at a party) and that dies around easter. a jesus relationship is often between two people who are incompatible, and survives for a few months due to the heightened joy around the holiday season, but dies as the year progresses.
dan: me and mary weren’t compatible, we were doomed to a jesus relationship.
fin: was she super religious or something?
dan: no, it was just destined to die within a few months.
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