Jesus Roll
when a song, movie, or attractive person you meet at a bar all of the sudden goes all churchy when you aren’t expecting it. like a rick roll, but the surprise is jesus.
i was totally hitting it off with this girl, then she had to leave early to go to church. jesus rolled!
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