jesus sauce


when jesus was around he’d m-st-rb-t- into cups and make people drink his seamen b/c if they drank this jesus sauce, they believed they’d gain his powers.
“my great-great-great-great-great-great (x’s 45) grandfather jimmy drank jesus sauce once a day and learned how to walk on water!!!”

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