jesus seizure
going into a religious based seizure that was seemingly induced by some kind of preacher, but is really the persons own doing. check out benny hinn on youtube, or that movie jesus camp.
the term can also be used when someone is buggin’ out over something trivial
“what kind of church is this? pastor is knockin people out, givin everyone jesus seizures”
or
“d-mn dude, frank is buggin out about his girl. he’s straight up havin a jesus seizure, lettin that holy spirit out”
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