Jesus Shark


a jesus version of a shark. jesus walks on water, jesus shark walks on land.

jesus made alot of fish and bread. jesus shark makes people and bread.

jesus was a person. jesus shark is a cartoon.

jesus got respect. jesus shark has no respect. “nyuk nyuk nyuk.”

remind you of anything? jesus shark is the big talking shark from josie and the p-ssycats.
“oh man tedd, i saw the jesus shark walk by me at the super market.”

or

“jesus shark watches me in the corner of my room when i sleep. f-ckin jesus shark”

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