Jesus Shit the Bed Christ
a term used to address an event of either unbelievable, hilarious or ridiculous measure. these 5 words should only be used to address the occurence when it is of huge magnitude.
(note – heavily accenting the ‘ch’ in christ always adds great emphasis upon deliverance of the phrase.)
first began to circulate in ess-x, after a truly remarkable display of football acrobatics during a friendly game of 6-a-side, the phrase has now picked up a few more scenarios to be used in.
1) ‘jesus sh-t the bed christ! did you just see that f-cking goal?!’
2? ‘jesus sh-t the bed christ, that truly was the f-cking funniest thing i’ve ever seen.’
3) ‘jesus sh-t the bed christ, did you just see that b-tch spit a melon out of her -rs-?!’
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