jesus suffering fuck
the most awesomely hardcore blasphemous thing you can say. try to reserve this amazing phrase to times which require a little extra. like when the earth explodes, or you wake up to find a 50ft high d-ld- standing over your girlfriend’s corpse quietly singing god save the queen.
boss: you’re fired. oh and i f-cked your wife and she died.
miguel: eh.
boss: wtf.
miguel: my job and wife were boring me. time to purge myself and move on.
miguel (walking out yells over shoulder): hey! by the way, that wasnt my wife. i put your wife in disguise.
boss: jesus suffering f-ck!
scottish saying in agression
-hits had with hammer by accident- jesus….suffering…f-ck
an exclamation used only in the direst of catastrophes or moments of greatest frustration. found to be useful as an all encomp-ssing statement of distress, resignation, or displeasure.
1. jane was just gathering all of her groceries, paint cans, and venti mocha frappucino from the car when a low-riding, loud m-ffler sporting honda civic p-ssed her at high speed while blasting its high pitched horn causing a puddle-tsunami. “jesus suffering f-ck!” she exclaimed as she dropped her groceries, knocked over her frappucino, and tripped over a paint can while trying to escape the melee.
2. jane finally arrived to work 45 minutes late after a frustrating morning cleaning up cat yak only to discover she had left her briefcase at home. -sigh- “jesus suffering f-ck, can’t a girl get a f-cking break?”
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