Jesus Table-Making Christ


an exclamation of intense feeling, suitable for both positive or negative circ-mstances. “table-making” is a reference to the popular christian belief that jesus was the son of a carpenter, and also a carpenter himself.
“jesus table-making christ, what’s a guy gotta do to give a broad the pickle-tickle in this town!?”

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